"Do I love you?, Do I lust for you? Am I a sinner because i do the two?"

A Tribe Called Quest  (via pinkw0lf)

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"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are."

Anonymous (via kushandwizdom)

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

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As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via departured)

ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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