growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

image

FLOWER BEARDS

(via jeshhkah)

anus:

spotting a hot person

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(via orgasm)

Anonymous:
Money is merely an illusion. I don't owe any money on taxes because money is an illusion.

orgasm:

how about you give me all of your money bc it’s an illusion

you won’t even notice it’s gone

morgran:

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

(via erins-killing-mask)

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: funthot, via gnarly)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via orgasm)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: wearentinthecrowd, via leiataka)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via leiataka)

meatbicyclevevo:

when u say something u immediately regret saying

image

(via leiataka)